Sisyphus Supply: Campus Internship - Lift 20kg, 12-Hour Shifts, Boulder Rotation

**Sisyphus Supply, Inc. - Campus Internship Announcement**

Sisyphus Supply seeks ambitious B.Tech, BBA, BCA and B.Com (Hons) students for a three-month internship. Compensation is ₹20,000 per month, offered in the same spirit in which Sisyphus pushes his boulder.

**Physical requirements:**

- Ability to lift 20 kg and remain on your feet for 10-12 hour shifts in a fast-paced environment

- Willingness to interpret "internship" as "warehouse rotation with a learning outcome attached"

- Enthusiasm for explaining to your placement cell why a computer science degree prepares you for a warehouse rotation

- Male students preferred; other candidates are encouraged to apply to the second, unadvertised listing that does not exist

**About the work:**

- The 20 kg must be lifted repeatedly, in the Sisyphus tradition, up a slight incline

- The incline resets at the end of every shift

- Questions about the relationship between the curriculum and the loading dock will be routed to HR, which will not answer them

- Interns who complete the program will be considered for the same internship next year

Sisyphus Supply is an equal-opportunity employer. We do not believe in gravity exceptions.

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