Cromulent AI Offer Letter, Exhibit C: We Reserve the Right to Rescind This Offer for Any and All Reasons

**CROMULENT AI — OFFICE OF OFFER LETTERS**

**OFFER OF EMPLOYMENT (EXHIBIT C, REVISED)**

Dear Candidate,

We are pleased to offer you the position of Senior Platform Engineer. Please be advised that this offer may be rescinded for any and all reasons, no reason, or reasons we invent retroactively. This offer does not guarantee employment at Cromulent AI, does not guarantee employment anywhere, and should not be printed on anything you intend to keep.

Terms and conditions:

1. **The right to rescind.** We reserve it. We reserve it for any and all reasons, and for reasons we will not share, because sharing reasons would imply we owe you one.

2. **Timing.** This offer may be rescinded ten minutes after you sign it, a week after you give notice, or on the morning of your start date, whichever causes the most inconvenience.

3. **Contingencies.** This offer is contingent on our getting the contract, keeping the contract, and not changing our minds, which is a contingency we cannot rule out.

4. **Feedback.** In the event of rescission, feedback will not be provided, on the theory that a rescinded offer is feedback enough.

5. **The counter-offer.** You may not counter-offer. You may, however, continue to check your inbox.

We are excited about the possibility of you working here, subject to the above, and to anything we add later.

Warmly,

The Office of Offer Letters

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