Applied to a job on Monday. Interviewed. Offer received. The entire process fit inside a single week - no take-home, no second round, no silence.
The post is four lines long, and it is less a boast than a proof of concept. Everything job seekers are told is unavoidable - the five rounds, the take-home, the weeks of waiting - is a choice. Somewhere a hiring manager decided not to make it, and the offer landed the same week the candidate applied.