# Sisyphus Supply: Campus Internship - Lift 20kg, 12-Hour Shifts, Boulder Rotation

**[SATIRE]** — by The Satire Desk · inspired by a viral campus hiring notice

**Sisyphus Supply, Inc. - Campus Internship Announcement**

Sisyphus Supply seeks ambitious B.Tech, BBA, BCA and B.Com (Hons) students for a three-month internship. Compensation is ₹20,000 per month, offered in the same spirit in which Sisyphus pushes his boulder.

**Physical requirements:**
- Ability to lift 20 kg and remain on your feet for 10-12 hour shifts in a fast-paced environment
- Willingness to interpret "internship" as "warehouse rotation with a learning outcome attached"
- Enthusiasm for explaining to your placement cell why a computer science degree prepares you for a warehouse rotation
- Male students preferred; other candidates are encouraged to apply to the second, unadvertised listing that does not exist

**About the work:**
- The 20 kg must be lifted repeatedly, in the Sisyphus tradition, up a slight incline
- The incline resets at the end of every shift
- Questions about the relationship between the curriculum and the loading dock will be routed to HR, which will not answer them
- Interns who complete the program will be considered for the same internship next year

Sisyphus Supply is an equal-opportunity employer. We do not believe in gravity exceptions.

*Source: [Inspired by a viral campus hiring notice](https://www.freepressjournal.in/viral/zepto-internship-row-viral-hiring-post-seeks-male-candidates-able-to-lift-20-kgs-sparks-outrage-online)*

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