# Bellwether & Kray — Senior Software Developer (Claude Code Expert) — 10+ Years Required

**[SATIRE]** — by The Satire Desk · inspired by a viral listing demanding “10+ years with Claude Code” — a tool publicly previewed in 2025 — for a $150k–$190k Sunnyvale role

BELLWETHER & KRAY TALENT — SENIOR SOFTWARE DEVELOPER (CLAUDE CODE EXPERT)
Location: Sunnyvale. Compensation: $150,000–$190,000. Applicants should hold a minimum of ten years of professional experience with Claude Code.

THE ROLE
Our client seeks a senior engineer who has used Claude Code daily for at least a decade. The technology has been publicly available for a little under two years. We have reviewed the listing. We are comfortable with the listing.

ALSO REQUIRED
Twelve years with the agent framework our client adopted last quarter. Proficiency in a database released eight months ago. A track record of shipping production systems with tools that are, at the time of writing, still in beta. The right candidate will not ask how any of this is possible, because the right candidate has already been doing it.

HOW TO APPLY
Submit a résumé demonstrating uninterrupted tenure across a period longer than the relevant industry has existed. Candidates who point out the impossibility of the requirement will be considered “not a culture fit,” which is our way of saying they read the posting.

— Bellwether & Kray Talent. We move candidates forward. Constantly. Toward the door.

*Source: [Inspired by an impossible-requirement job ad (via ProPakistani) · fiction — Bellwether & Kray is invented](https://propakistani.pk/2026/06/27/tech-job-ad-goes-viral-over-impossible-eligibility-requirement/)*

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